You can razzle dazzle my fantazmagazzle

ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

THE MOST FUCKING PERFECT OF TAGS

Aragorn’s bitch-please face

↵ Originally from shephards

↵ Reblogged from iamcheneice

ah gimli

↵ Originally from pelennorfieldsforever

↵ Reblogged from tookmyworldwithyou

# gimli

# lord of the rings

# LOTR

“Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.”

↵ Originally from houseofdurins

↵ Reblogged from tookmyworldwithyou

# the hobbit

# lord of the rings

Bilbo, allow me to introduce…

↵ Originally from eomering

↵ Reblogged from plushme

m1randa-ish:

Behind The Scenes of The Lord of the Rings

The one of the Ring-wraiths make me smile.

I really hope they all had this much fun making The Hobbit.

↵ Originally from m1randa-ish

↵ Reblogged from plushme

(Source: samwiseg)

↵ Originally from samwiseg

↵ Reblogged from tookmyworldwithyou

# lotr

# lord of the rings